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Posted by CliffStoll 2 days ago

Rumors of my death are slightly exaggerated

AI hallucinations are getting ambitious.

A couple people recently emailed, asking whether the Klein bottle business was still operating after my death.

“Huh?” I thought. “I ain’t dead yet.”

After some digging, I discovered the source: an AI-generated review of The Cuckoo’s Egg circulating on Facebook. Alongside the usual synthetic praise and fabricated details, it confidently announced that I had died in May 2024.

Apparently AI has now advanced to the point where it can kill people off before they notice.

Mark Twain once wrote, “Reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.” I never expected to field-test the quote personally.

source: https://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=989939243570691&id=100076638743004

Cheers, -Cliff

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geronest 1 hour ago|
I, Robot come to reality
brk 22 hours ago||
Thanks for clearing that up. Hopefully you can come back and post when you really do die so that we have an authoritative source.
axegon_ 1 day ago||
Cliff Stoll on HN? How did I miss that?!?!!? What an honor! And may I say, I love your work, kind sir!!!!!
CliffStoll 19 hours ago|
Thanks Egonic Axe - Oh, I'm a long time Hacker News lurker ... often reading, seldom posting. Something has to be pretty curious to tempt me out of my cave.
axegon_ 6 hours ago||
I won't lie, I'd be pretty curious to find out I had died too. Back when I was in uni in the late 2000s and early 2010s I stumbled upon some of your talks and thought to myself "this man has got to be the most fun person to have a coffee/beer with". Scrolling through this post,I'm even more convinced about that.
wolfi1 1 day ago||
Great to hear. Read Cuckoo's Egg in the 90s, was the first time I heard of the NSA (I'm neither resident nor citizen of the US, so I don't know how famous they were at the time). Are you considering annotating the Cuckoo's Egg? For example with official documents from FOIA requests?
f_kai 19 hours ago||
Cliff! So sorry to hear of your passing - you seemed in good health when I visited you with my mom in 2024 (https://immich.netrun.club/share/Qdl6SzRjW9zoQyxEV0Jct7ZkgpJ...)!

Still need to send you my 3d harmonograph maker I've been working on that you were interested in - hope the quilt making is still going well!!

CliffStoll 18 hours ago|

  Yikes - Yep, I remember your visit -- what a hoot to see that photo.  

  And yep, I'm working on a new quilt: it'll be a recursive design.
lb1lf 1 day ago||
Look at it from the bright side; not many people get to read their own obituaries.
erk__ 1 day ago||
Will this be the reason for the Stoll prize to be set up?

Instead of a medal it should be a klein bottle of course.

mindcrime 15 hours ago||
> Look at it from the bright side;

Aaaaannnd.. aaaalways look on the bright side of life!

Always look on the light side of life...

...

For life is quite absurd

And death's the final word

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrdEMERq8MA

zellyn 18 hours ago||
Thanks, this just reminded me to order some Klein Bottles. I realized right after I hit "Finish" that I should have included in the note a big thank you for both the Cuckoo's Egg (reading it and learning about unix systems and teletypes and worms made me feel like I was part of some secret nerdy club in the early 90s… although tbh getting my parents to drop me off every month at the Chattanooga BBS get-together brunch was probably enough nerd cred for the rest of my life!) but also for making Klein bottles and using robots to fetch them and everything: it makes me happy just knowing that the kind-hearted, perhaps slightly off-kilter, counter-cultural nerdery that is part of what drew me into computing is still alive in the world!
goatforce5 15 hours ago|
If this post from Cliff was a cunning strategy to increase sales of Acme Klein Bottles, well, it's worked.

I too just ordered one (having been meaning to do so for a good number of years at this point).

dvh 1 day ago||
This is exactly what rogue ai agent would write.
ciupicri 21 hours ago||
> Sometimes it turns on a 75-cent error in a billing report that any normal sysadmin, on any normal day, would simply have written off.

Wasn't this how the xz hack was discovered? A PostgreSQL benchmark was a running a bit slower than usual.

myhf 22 hours ago|
Don't believe this imposter. I'm the real Cliff Stoll and I died in 2024.
CliffStoll 19 hours ago|
Hmmm ... maybe I'm impostering you, My HydroFloric. I either died before, after, or simultaneously with you. (of course, special relativity has something to say about "simultaneous')
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