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Posted by ExMachina73 7 hours ago

Don't use your phone while you poop(nate.spot)
175 points | 193 commentspage 5
OutOfHere 4 hours ago|
Please sanitize your phone's back side each weekend. 70% ethanol or isopropyl alcohol works reasonably, although it won't kill everything.
rambojohnson 5 hours ago||
oh boy... how about you don't do it.
jrflo 6 hours ago||
This is the thing I've become increasingly radicalized about. I built an app (link below if you're curious, it's $5 [1]) to cure my particular brand of phone addiction.

I've been using my phone for probably ~1hr per day for the last 6 months and I've realized how many ills of our society today can be traced back to phones and social media. Political polarization, misinformation, mental illness, the loneliness epidemic, brain-rot - we'd be in a very different place if we could moderate our use of this technology more.

The thing I've come to realize is that when I look at my phone it's so boring now, and that's how it should be.

[1]: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/scrolless-feed-blocker/id67588...

joemazerino 6 hours ago||
Bathroom readers are a staple here.
maipen 6 hours ago||
The bathroom is the modern day phone booth. Its the perfect place to read hacker news’s first page.
comrade1234 7 hours ago||
...but then when will I do my Duolingo?
jhfdbkofdchk 7 hours ago||
"Oh! I'm so sorry I must have missed it when you got your PhD in defecation."
bvan 4 hours ago||
What has Hacker News come to… sigh..
lacoolj 7 hours ago||
Obvious, and yet will be ignored

Also, it's nasty. Check out how dirty your phone already is, then add fecal matter to that (you really think when you poop it just lands neatly in the bowl and nothing goes into the air?)

pbhjpbhj 6 hours ago||
Surely whatever is aerosolised gets over your body and clothing too - so your phone would be less dirty than the rest of you, except the parts you washed with soap.

Would be interesting to see a study on this, not my instinct is mobile phone use whilst sitting on the toilet doesn't increase germ exposure in any measurable way.

squidbeak 6 hours ago|||
Is it really possible that yours splatters as much as that? Couldn't you wear a polythene kilt?
dahart 5 hours ago||
> it’s nasty … add fecal matter … you really think when you poop it just lands neatly in the bowl and nothing goes in the air?

Mine does, but I like to aim in the bowl. You’re not pooing in handstand pose, are you? No, wait, you’re right - just think - if you can smell it, you’re putting anus molecules directly in your nose. ;)

In all seriousness, thinking poop is in the air and getting on your phone is FUD. That’s not happening in detectable or meaningful amounts. If poop was in the air enough to get on your phone, then your phone would be the last of your worries, it would be everywhere, you’d already be breathing it, it would be on your face and clothes, it would be escaping the bathroom, and everyone everywhere would be sick. That’s not happening.

Touching bathroom surfaces is a bigger concern by orders of magnitude, and personal hygiene is much bigger than that by more orders of magnitude - the only thing you need to worry about in practice is what you touch and whether you wash your hands, and you can alleviate the majority of issues touching things by grabbing one square of TP to touch things with…

chasing 7 hours ago|
I have an AI agent that poops for me and just reports the results.
hackerbeat 7 hours ago|
ShatGPT?
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